Drops epic fart, realizes everyone in the room was wearing headphones then escapes into the night (temporarily) undetected..
//920ninjaaaa..

Drops epic fart, realizes everyone in the room was wearing headphones then escapes into the night (temporarily) undetected..
//920ninjaaaa..

Wayfarers are cool and all.. but what kind of teenagers dress the way my Mom always wanted me to and say things like “That’s not really appropriate..”? Are all you post-emo twerps just enraptured with the falsity of Brand-world or do your parties truly suck? Maybe it’s Auckland..
92-genX-07

Amazing. Physicists understanding the cosmos thousands of fractions of the second after it came into being. Biologists harvesting the regenerative powers of the mice and pigs and algae for humans. Chemists reprogramming bacteria to create diesel fuel. And Economists.. Economists just shutting the fuck up and letting capitalism choke the majority of the planet.
It had taken over two years and thousands of downloads, but he was finally prepared. Two litre jugs wired to go off in busy trains, handheld grenades with an 8 meter saturation radius, spray guns full of the fresh stuff and a suicide vest emblazoned with the words ‘Spiderman Supreme’. His time was nigh..
The most high don’t like ugly but he takes care of fools
Governments all over the world are cold selling out their citizens. Transferring the people’s wealth to the trans-national elites they would prefer to be associated with. In this globalized world economy notions of nationhood only serve to constrain and confuse the poor.
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If we let them build their own internet they’ll turn off ours.
” I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
The bitch said you got too many problems.
(via automatum)
Source: hernameiskayla
..bucketloads of MDMA and big booty bitches that know how to suck a dick. And pancakes. Lots of pancakes.
Source: fuckyeahmovieclub
Woke up. Went back to fucking bed. Woke up again, late for my lecture which I decided to skip for once. I wanted to get drunk, start a fight, fuck something, take a lot of drugs and fuck more things until passing out. I had not yet gotten out of bed.
Life owes me some serious metaphorical pussy for all these good decisions I’ve been making and the bitch just won’t put out.
One hour’s sleep, one point five hour lecture, one hour’s cardio, one hour’s weights, walk home with groceries…still horny.
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